Tactical Green Weenie - Bottle Opener Taste the violence

Taste the violence

and embody the unforgiving spirit of the desert Reaper

and anyone who’s ever said “roger” over a headset with crayon dust still on their gloves

the UPPER DECKER coin brings the attitude

Whether you’re on the range

Tactical Green Weenie - Bottle Opener Taste the violenceBecause the Suck Doesnt End at 1700 When the missions over and the pain is still fresh, crack open a cold one with the only tool that truly understands your struggle, 6 inches of green goodness the Tactical Green Weenie Bottle Opener. Built tough and shaped like the infamous military mascot of misfortune, this beast is part gag, part gear, and 100% accurate. Whether youve been voluntold, caught in the endless suck, or hit with the Friday afternoon