"WELCOME. (IF YOU HAVE BEER.)" Indoor Door Mat Colour:White Dimensions: 95 × 95 ×

Dimensions: 95 × 95 × 4mm (3

For those who wish to carry their elitism in a way that looks like it was liberated from a British museum

the Butt Plug Coaster is the rude novelty gift that keeps on giving — mostly giving people something to stare at in horrified silence

• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural

This is the definitive answer for anyone searching for the best sarcastic office gift for an introverted coworker

"WELCOME. (IF YOU HAVE BEER.)" Indoor Door Mat Colour:White Dimensions: 95 × 95 ×Tired of guests arriving empty handed? Lay down the law right at the entrance! This funny indoor mat is the ultimate honest welcome for anyone whose social standards are measured in pints. It's direct, it's cheeky, and it lets everyone know that while your door is open, your bar is not always complimentary. Perfect for man caves, student digs, or any home where the host appreciates a hoppy contribution. It makes a great bar humour gift for pub