Grey Green Monch Aster NANTUCKET Its violet blue petals stretched

Its violet blue petals stretched outward like the arms of an octopus trying to embrace the entire room

au lait to espresso

Its abstract design makes it look like it's been through a seafood processor and reassembled by a nearsighted mermaid with a penchant for modern art

I was holding a ceramic flower at the time

" The statement

Grey Green Monch Aster NANTUCKET Its violet blue petals stretchedWhen my sister called to ask what to hang above a couch in her new apartment, I suggested what any reasonable person would: a tasteful print of dogs playing poker. She responded by sending me a link to what looked like something Claude Monet would have created if he'd quit waterlilies and decided to work exclusively in ceramics while going through a Miami Beach phase. "It's wall art," she insisted, as if capitalizing the words somehow justified the