I'M A STUDENT. IT'S ALLOWED TO BE MESSY." Indoor Door Mat Colour:White supervises a formal black plaque

supervises a formal black plaque displaying the clinical greeting: "Happy womb-expulsion anniversary

The Bathroom Snob: For the person who has a preferred toilet and will travel unreasonable distances to use it

and that's the point

It makes an ideal housewarming gift for families who don't take themselves too seriously

Dishwasher and microwave safe (because hand-washing is strictly for the peasantry)

I'M A STUDENT. IT'S ALLOWED TO BE MESSY." Indoor Door Mat Colour:White supervises a formal black plaqueFunny Student Doormat: I'm A Student. It's Allowed To Be Messy. Tired of apologising for the permanent state of your kitchen? Lay down the ultimate excuse for the chaotic flat right at the door with this brilliantly sarcastic doormat! This mat is the perfect, honest welcome for any student pad, messy house share, or generally highly chaotic home. The bold design features the undeniable justification: "I'M A STUDENT. IT'S ALLOWED TO BE MESSY,"